December 2011
Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
this hispanic bitch at school dizzed dragon ball z today
fuck her fatass self
tumblr has like its own Midas touch
every “joke” it touches turns to old
Anonymous asked: so is your mom christian?
i wonder if doogie howser has a blog
he’d probably use it a lot
that waka flocka post just won’t seem to die