February 2012
kid gohan is so fucking annoying
i really hate people that assume things and then pass on their wrong information to other people as if what they were saying is fact
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mohawks are so ugly
why do they even exist
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raccoons are so adorable
omg microsoft word has the grammar skills of a vietnamese barber
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stainsonpaper:
nicklugo:
spelling and pronunciation in spanish is actually really important for example “my name is” in spanish is “me llamo” but if you say “me lamo” you’re telling people you lick yourself
I think the most important one is the word “year” which is “año” pronouncing it without the accent it makes it “ano” which is asshole. I would always laugh in spanish class when we would...
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Teacher: Please write down a famous quote that you know and who wrote it.
Me: "It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop." - Confucius.
today all i could think about was rearranging my dick because it was out of place
hate that
scunted:
hambutt:
and a jay-z song was on
and a jay-z song was on
and a jay-z song was on
gee gee gee gee gee gee
baby baby baby
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sometimes i just want to collapse and stay motionless for a long period of time
cosmo tip #159
expertcosmotips:
want to give your man an exciting night? murder a neighbourhood child and frame him! bury the child in the floorboards! see how long it takes for him to crack!
me: *gets 6+ hours of sleep*
me: *cant function and falls asleep in class*
me: *gets 3 hours of sleep*
me: *discovers cure for cancer and ends poverty everywhere*
January 2012
who the fuck is lana del ray?
venusaurphobia:
Can you imagine spending 79 million dollars?
Can you imagine spending it on Jack And Jill starring Adam Sandler?
funny how i never run out of ways to embarrass myself each day
feudalizm:
Anonymous asked: yes it is very normal and healthy to be self critical. but you must learn to balance your emotions and be emotionally detached to understand true truth in life.
is it normal to be this self-critical
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pvlse:
its the best when your ex downgrades and catches the ugly from who they downgraded with
irenigg:
bad smells are the indicators of demonic presence. i read people by the way the smell. if ur breath smells like shit, you have a bad soul. rotten breath, rotten soul. when u talk im not listening, im waiting for that scent. im trying to see if you’re in right standing with christ that’s all. i wont offer u gum, just salvation. like when people with not good breath talk to me, it’s like...
ripkamsud:
i hate when i tell people i’m princess
and they be like “lol you’re a princess”
and im like uhm no nigga i am not gramatically incorrect i am not A princess
I am princess
bc when you say a princess you imply that there are other princess when there aren’t any
there is just one
me
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i can’t believe people still say “cool story bro”
i guess kendall jenner is literally “tumblr famous”
Anonymous asked: um. why did everyone leave tumblr. your blog is seriously like the only really funny one left. unless you know some other ones @_@ i remember kin0rrea or somethin, she was funny along with alot of other blogs you know
Watchyoheysup:
warmskin:
i can’t watch this and not cry
this is actually me right now
sometimes when i go to bed i have these great ideas for a tumblr post and i picture myself doing it and uploading it
but when the next day comes i’m too tired to do it
Anonymous asked: almond milk is not nasty. i don't know what you're talking about. bitch.
geodude:
shout out to abraham lincoln for freeing my great grandfather
bewuga:
i literally used to cry at night because my furby would randomly start talking and wake me up and i was too scared to kill it and when the batteries started dying his voice got creepier and it sounded like he was saying satanic chants so i made my parents throw him into a landfill and i fear everyday that he’ll come back
why do people have to write their facebook statuses like they’re competing in a poetry contest
you look retarded
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my school is too cheap to even buy “scantron” brand scantrons
we have to use something called “Grade Master”
Watchfffcuk:
canninuscunnilingus:
cinnamon challenge ayee
Omg